http://blogs.technicianonline.com/archives/131 Get the story behind the news. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:56:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 http://blogs.technicianonline.com/archives/131#comment-688 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:20:33 +0000 http://blogs.technicianonline.com/archives/131#comment-688 [...] #24 South Carolina @ Vanderbilt - This game is already over because I didn’t get this out on time.  Sorry I didn’t get this posted sooner, and you have to miss out on my usual snarky comments about Steve Spurrier and the Commodores.  Oh, what the heck, I will do it anyway.  How ’bout them ‘Dores?  WOW, I can’t believe they picked off South Carolina.  That is two consecutive victories over South Carolina for Vandy, and they remain undefeated in 2008.  Every time a scoreboard clock ticks zero, another team’s fans die a little inside each time, and this time those souls just happen to belong to huge 2001: A Space Odyssey fans.  You know, every time I hear that song I think of those goofy grocery store commercials that used to play this.  See that huge turkey? - IT’S SO DRAMATIC!  With South Carolina losing this game 24-17, you may be thinking, “Patrick, how in the world did a team with only 225 yards of total offense, which was 100 less than South Carolina, actually win this game?”  The answer to that question is easy, mah friends: TURNOVERS.  Just ask UCLA what happens when you have interceptions/fumbles.  Oh wait, WHAT!?!?  Tennessee didn’t capitalize on all those interceptions in the first half?  They only scored fourteen points?  Excuse me while I go throw myself out of my apartment window. [...] […] #24 South Carolina @ Vanderbilt - This game is already over because I didn’t get this out on time.  Sorry I didn’t get this posted sooner, and you have to miss out on my usual snarky comments about Steve Spurrier and the Commodores.  Oh, what the heck, I will do it anyway.  How ’bout them ‘Dores?  WOW, I can’t believe they picked off South Carolina.  That is two consecutive victories over South Carolina for Vandy, and they remain undefeated in 2008.  Every time a scoreboard clock ticks zero, another team’s fans die a little inside each time, and this time those souls just happen to belong to huge 2001: A Space Odyssey fans.  You know, every time I hear that song I think of those goofy grocery store commercials that used to play this.  See that huge turkey? - IT’S SO DRAMATIC!  With South Carolina losing this game 24-17, you may be thinking, “Patrick, how in the world did a team with only 225 yards of total offense, which was 100 less than South Carolina, actually win this game?”  The answer to that question is easy, mah friends: TURNOVERS.  Just ask UCLA what happens when you have interceptions/fumbles.  Oh wait, WHAT!?!?  Tennessee didn’t capitalize on all those interceptions in the first half?  They only scored fourteen points?  Excuse me while I go throw myself out of my apartment window. […]

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